Big Rock Candy Mountain

Dude so we were driving back to LA from a show at Fantasy Hall in Lancaster, CA, home of the World Famous Fried Bald Eagle, when we saw the biggest rock we'd ever seen...

bt.srsly.flks

I'm driving on post-rain highway-whatever later at night, through the rockies, knowing there have been landslides and snow and flooding all over the region. Suddenly we're like, "whoa there's landslide mud on the roa-HOLY SHIT A ROCK TURN!!"

I kid you not there is a rock the size of a V8 engine in the middle of our lane and we barely miss it by inches. Immediately later there is a line of at least 8 cars and trucks with smashed fronts who must have hit that thing. We almost had our first literal show-stopper.

I love driving.